Happy 31!

They say men never grow. You are proof they do. I have seen you grow from a stubborn, headstrong 26-year old into a caring, thoughtful man. But those boyish giggles and the child-like delight at Jackie Chan’s ridiculous antics make me wonder at times if the soberness is just a mask. Let me not mention the mourning and sulking that happens every time Arsenal loses. So you see, despite all the sensitivity you can still be a pain in the ass. But what the hell! I still love you and will have it no other way.